The Ultimate Canadian Death Trap

Have you ever thought about what the Ultimate Canadian Death Trap would be? I mean, we have rush hour, but the States has that. We have mosquitos, but Egypt has those. We have HST, but I think the Americans have something like that too.

Some people might think our death trap would be The Real Canadian Superstore, or Parliament Hill on Canada Day, or the highways on the May 24 weekend, or the candy section in the Bulk Barn before Christmas.

I think the Ultimate Canadian Death Trap would have to be snow on top of ice. You know, that thin layer of beautiful powder snow on top of death-slick ice. Yup, the same stuff you get on the on-ramp for the highway. The same stuff that is on the hill with the 18-wheeler careening down the hill towards you.

I think this should be a national contest, the Ultimate Canadian Death Trap.

-Sarah
The UCDT Supreme Judge