Won't go in need

Hey, sorry for my long silence. Who knew life was going to be so busy?!

Anyways, you might say, "Sarah! What's new in life?" and I would reply, "I can't sleep on my bed because there is toilet paper on it.".

Obviously, you want to know what I mean by that, I heard all your "What's?", "Uhhhs....." and "Say what's?"

Long story short, I have one year's worth of toilet paper on my bed. That is 184 double rolls. That is also a lot of toilet paper. For my family, one double roll lasts 2 days.

I have actually never seen so much toilet paper together in one place, I was introduced to half of it when my dad came to pick me and my 2 siblings up from the barn. As we were walking to the car, which holds 4 tightly, he said, "Oh yeah, I picked up some toilet paper for the house.".

We thought nothing of it, until we looked inside, and there was nowhere for us to sit. We managed to squeeze underneath 2 large boxes of it, whereupon our dad, with an enormous grin on his face, said, "And there's more in the trunk!". Out came 1 and a half more boxes.

I was squeezed in shotgun with a huge box of toilet paper on my lap shoved between my stomach and the dashboard. One of the only things that went through my head was how I would die of embarasssment if anyone I knew saw me with a quarter of a years worth of toilet paper on my lap.

That and if the airbag went off, I would be suffocated.

Why? Because my dad was able to get a year's worth of toilet paper for less than what most people pay for cable TV in a month.

Toilet paper in bulk. Costco, eat your heart out!

-Sarah
Never have to use the Sears catologue.